1. flash 9 is required to suck my dick

    (Source: 6yr, via ugly)

     
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  3. fiftythreecrimes:

    cubebreaker:

    Thanks to the recent addition of their own 21x41ft pool, dogs at Lucky Puppy in Maybee, Michigan got to have their very own doggy pool party.

    when I die this better be what heaven looks like tbh

    (via slutwatpizzabutt)

     
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  5. "…and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, ‘That was fine’. And your life is a long line of fine."
    — Gillian Flynn  (via brigette-rose)

    (Source: uglypnis, via alliewoerner)

     
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  8. sitcorn:

    hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

    (via ew-urrban)

     
  9. just-watch-me-hachiko:

    rainydayraised:

    A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

    The caption changes so many assumptions

    (via ew-urrban)

     
  10. guardian:

    Supermoon.

    Credits on photos. 

    (Source: theguardian.com, via ew-urrban)

     

  11. d3ssins:

    sweet potato fries are one million times better than potato fries

    fight me

     

  12. "There is a time and place for decaf coffee. Never and in the trash."
    — Unknown  (via nationalisticbitch)

    (Source: midwestraisedmidwestliving, via d3ssins)

     
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  14. amandolynne:

    the-werefox:

    do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close

    SNUGGLE STRUGGLES

    (via meeseeks-the-cyan-nursebot)

     
  15. wildwood26:

    218801:

    buttercup looks like Hitler

    image

    MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

    oh my god tumblr

    (via ruinedchildhood)